It’s all Halloween fun and games until someone breaks a hip.
What do I owe you for the 10 + years of gags, provocations, and downright inspiration?
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
Your first born.
I can’t decide which answer sounds better. In any event, thanks for the wonderful compliment. I’m happy to have had you along for the ride!
you are simply the cutest thing ive ever seen! i just had to tell you! keep rocking, you are gorgeous!
Thanks for such a sweet compliment! Have a great week!
A Halloween party invite cover I created several years ago.
The quote is, “One need not be a chamber to be haunted; one need not be a house; the brain has corridors surpassing material place” - Emily Dickinson
The pumpkin is screaming. You just know it.
(via The fat chick takes her new puppy, Osseous Rex, for a leisurely walk around the neighborhood. Ossie has made friends with the local pooches, but doesn’t understand why they salivate so much and insist on biting his legs. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)
So, let’s say you’ve been wearing the same size/style of underwear for a LOOONG time. I’m talking nearly 20 years here. You’re at the top of their size range. You log in to buy new ones and see this:
"If you like a roomier fit, like our previous cut in this style, just size up."
It’s basically saying, “If you were at the top of our size range previously, fuck you and the granny panties you rode in on.”
Thanks, Just My Size! Well, not *MY* size, really…
Zombie family paper doll set — vacation clothes.
This makes me happy on some sick level.
The Float Table is a matrix of “magnetized” wooden cubes that levitate with respect to one another. The repelling cubes are held in equilibrium by a system of tensile steel cables.
It’s classical physics applied to modern design. Each handcrafted table is precisely tuned to seem rigid and stable, yet a touch reveals the secret to Float’s dynamic character.
Halloween costume: option 2