Being chased down a hill by killer French fries and Ronald McDonald.
I can’t make this *bleep* up. Genuine dream, cooked in 100% vegetable oil.
(via Loose sand in a little two foot sand bar proved difficult for the fat chick to maneuver. One step, sink, two steps, sink more… The fat chick has had similar situations in nightmares, but instead of sand it was marshmallow creme. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)
(via Fear-O-Rama #48 - After wrangling a herd of wayward and very hungry Menehunes, the fat chick smiled as she realized she survived the attack unscathed. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)
(via “It’s been a while since I’ve gathered you all here together. There’s something important I need to talk to you about,” started the fat chick. “There’s a epidemic going on. No, not the ‘obesity epidemic’. It’s an epidemic of dishonesty….” : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)
(via According to the fat chick, “fuchsia” is just spelled wrong. It should be fewsha, fusha, or even futia. Let’s band together and right this wrong. : Photo of the Week : Cat’s House of Fun : Catay.com)